MSNBC Presidential Debate Questions Revealed

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An MSNBC mole has released the questions that they plan on asking at the next Presidential Debate.



Question to John McCain: "Senator McCain, you are 72 years old. You have had skin cancer 4 times. You don't email and can't understand technology. How can the American people place their trust in an old man who might just drop dead any second? Seriously, we have paramedics back stage right now in case you croak!

Question to Barrack Obama: "Senator Obama, do you prefer curly or regular fries with a hamburger?

Question to John McCain: "Senator McCain, you decided to place a far right wing evangelical anti-abortion woman currently under investigation for illegally firing a state trooper a heartbeat away from the Presidency. (Did I mention that you might just die any second?) Why did you do that?

Question to Barrack Obama: "Senator Obama, when E.T. phoned home, did you cry?

Question to John McCain: "Senator McCain, you recently suspended your campaign to go solve the problems regarding the bailout. Most of America agrees that you are grandstanding. How do you explain your actions?

Question to Barrack Obama: "Senator Obama, your lovely wife is such a kind and generous soul, do you think her hairstyle will catch on as quickly as we all hope it will?

Question to John McCain: "Senator McCain, you are for a war in which thousands of Americans have died. As each body bag comes home, how do you sleep at night?"

Question to Barrack Obama: "Senator Obama, when you brake the two loaves of bread and fish and created a miracle that fed millions were you wondering if USC was going to win the Pac 10 again this year or do you think UCLA has a chance?"

Question to John McCain: "Are you a racist Senator McCain? America believes you are since you have not decided to end your presidential run and vote for Barrack Obama. What say you?

Question to Barrack Obama: "The night you were born it is said that the heavens opened up and lo, as democrats were tending to the sheeple in the field a light shone round about them and they were sore afraid. Then Lenin appeared and said, "Fear Not for I bring to you tidings of great Joy." "Tonight in the land of Kenya is born to you a saviour who shall be called Barrack our lord. He shall organize the communities..." How does such a great responsibility Senator Obama, affect your judgment....I mean, do you like chocolate or vanilla ice cream? America has a right to know!"

Last question to John McCain: "Senator McCain, we are suspending the debate so that we may worship Barrack. Will you join us?"

Last question to Barrack Obama: "Lord Obama, will you make me one of your disciples? (As asked by Keith Olbermann.)

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The candidates will not only take questions from moderator Tom Brokaw of NBC News, but they'll also answer questions from people in the audience and from Internet participants.

The debate starts tonight (Tuesday) at 6p.m. Pacific/9p.m. Eastern.

[peterpaul]

I watched the debate last night and it was boring. I wish the questions had been more interesting. I don't thing either party *won* the debate. JMO.